tapdancers:

wwehs:

how to be an adult

im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard

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Anonymous said: Sarge, my best mate is getting into shitty basement emo bands like American Football and The Brave Little Abacus. How do I snap him out of it, before I fully lose him and he grows a mangina?

sergeantd:

Since you called him your “mate” i am guessing u are brits which means ur doomed to be skinnyfat pussies who compain all the time :(

shannnfayyy:

I HAVE A COOL TAIL WOAH

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cybertearz:

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draeneis:

everyone i know in real life’s skype is just their name and the template skype icon meanwhile my internet friends are 

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

I just want to be muscular and walk around naked all the time.